• little fat indian lady genes with a tattoo on top

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    29 Aug 2009 /  ambiguously brown, bloody nutty family, paolo

    Following the previous conversation about having a baby, Pnut and I had the following exchange.  The thing is, the way thebloggess writes?  That’s how I am in real life.  Seriously.

    me: babe,

    read this!
    3:35 PM Paolo: oh boy…
    me: can we pleeeeaaaase tattoo our baby?
    Paolo: what?!?
    me: just read it!
    3:36 PM Paolo: :)
    me: so? fangs, stripes or turtle?
    3:38 PM Paolo: all of them. and maybe a mohonk 3-D tatued on his/her head!
    3:39 PM me: her. how small sizes do you think they make combat boots?
    Paolo: depends on the size of the machine gun
    3:41 PM me: ehm. depends on the size of the baby. I wouldn’t want her firing anything that didn’t outweigh her by at least 5 ounces.
    Paolo: fair enough. But she’s gonna be big, you know…
    3:42 PM me: ha! she has one quarter little fat indian lady genes.
    even the venetians can’t control that.
    Paolo: dude. You have no idea….
    3:43 PM We owned India, then a stupid Genovese stumbled across america and we got screwed.
    3:44 PM If it was for us now Mumbai would be called Rialto.
    3:45 PM me: I’m gonna tell my mom you said that.
    3:46 PM Paolo: she’ll be probably reply something you won’t understand. Deep inside she knows she can speak Venetian…like 3/4 of the world…
    3:47 PM me: vaffanculo, muso da mona!
    3:49 PM Paolo: See! :)

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