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Pnut: It takes balls to sing about dicks like that

R: Not if you’re French!*

* R is French, so he can say that.

Did I mention?  I’m in a great mood!  As a matter of fact, I’m… HOOKED ON A FEELING!

Is it real, you wonder?  Why, yes.  It’s The Hasselhoff.  Be afraid.  Be very, very afraid.  And be sure to attend Oktoberfest in Germany next year (he’s always performing there) if you wanna hear the follow-up.

Tiffany, this one goes out to you and Andrew…