Pnut and I get on the plane to Venice tomorrow. Besides throwing a bunch of stuff into a backpack, here’s the extent of my preparations:
me: Oi ciao recion come ti sta?? Zio beco che merda!!6:37 PM Paolo: 
me: 
Paolo: where did you see those??? me: http://nonciclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Truzzo_veneziano 6:38 PM Chetasboro to nona zogava! Paolo: nonono wait a second this is campagnolo not real veneziano6:39 PM sorry…me: 
what’s zio beco? Paolo: 
6:40 PM God cuckold makes no sense in english me: AWESOME! Paolo: but it’s a good one in veneziano not to be said on the streets though me: Oh, I am SO GOING TO USE IT! Paolo: you are going to get arrested.6:41 PM me: pah. I’ll just say you told me it meant “good morning”6:42 PM me: GESBORRO! Paolo: too many RRRs me: GESBORO, ZIO BECO! Paolo: 6:43 PM me: … maybe you should bring some bail money… just in case… Paolo: I leave you there, wtf me: Fine by me. It’s probably nicer than Jersey…6:44 PM Paolo: better than a Jersey jail…that’s for sure.6:45 PM me: …and without all the fist-pumping… Paolo: just fist fucking. big fists the venetians, you know!6:46 PM me: Oh. my. god. Go back to work.
UPDATE: Pnut made me come back and change all the D’s in this post to Z’s. Apparently, it really is a big deal. Sheesh. Why make up a swear word if you can’t ever use it? Bloody Italians.
August 30th, 2010 at
When can we put the Topo and Paolo show on the television?
Because I will go ahead and put my money down to buy the box set of DVDs in advance.