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• Hookd on the Hassell

  08 Jan 2010, 7:27 pm /  friends, topomusic, weird shit I love

  Did I mention?  I’m in a great mood!  As a matter of fact, I’m… HOOKED ON A FEELING!

  Is it real, you wonder?  Why, yes.  It’s The Hasselhoff.  Be afraid.  Be very, very afraid.  And be sure to attend Oktoberfest in Germany next year (he’s always performing there) if you wanna hear the follow-up.

  Tiffany, this one goes out to you and Andrew…

  Posted by topo @

6 Responses

• Tiffany Says:
  January 8th, 2010 at

  Oh, hell I was so thrown by the Hoff doing a first pump in his video I left the comment in the wrong section. So here it goes round two…

  OH, HELL NO the Hoff didn’t just fist pump in his video. Shout out NJ.

• topo Says:
  January 8th, 2010 at

  Actually, I think he’s just trying to keep his balance. Being a cloud-surfing eskimo… I mean a hopping tribal African… I mean… well, whatever - it’s hard being the Hoff!

• topo Says:
  January 8th, 2010 at

  PS- my favorite parts are the random dachshunds in the background with angels floating above them… and of course where he is gnawing on the fish.

• Kat Says:
  January 9th, 2010 at

  My god this is awful! lmao!

• Chelsea Says:
  January 10th, 2010 at

  Hassellhoff is hard to beat… but before him, there was a man. A man who could sing. And a man who could have possibly been Hassellhoff’s father. William Shatner. Rocket Man.
  Watch it. (if you have not)
  Though Shatner may not have the raw talent that consumes Hassellhoff, he is the beginning. And he is equally full of himself.

  It is good to have topotales back.

• Chelsea Says:
  January 16th, 2010 at

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU2ftCitvyQ

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