The fact that I am about to post what I am about to post makes me want to throw up in my mouth.

Anyhoo.

This is the kind of stuff that makes the very pleasant deafening silence in me suddenly go:

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Thanks, Sweet-Juniper!, for reminding me why I should stick to writing in my own meager blog instead of trolling around in everyone elses archives.  Because inspiration is a dangerous game, at best.

-The ANTIMOMMY