Ok, I wasn’t going to post anymore today because fistulated cows and Catholic lesbians seemed like a pretty definitive subject mix for the day.
But then Amy (thanks, Amy!) totally cheered me up by sending me this photo of a supermarket in (Italians, hold your breaths… nah, just kidding) Spain:
And who could sit on something like this for more than 15 minutes? Not I, … no, not I.
Super-maxi-bitch super market now has some serious competition.
I mean - good lord, what ARE those things? “Shop here, we have - PSYCHO PHAT GERMS!” These little guys look like something you’d find stuck to Spongebob’s bootie after a day cruising male nurses in the oncology ward.
Also, why is the hairy green penis-cucumber grimacing? Oh… wait, probably because the worm is begging at his feet to save him from the ADHD purple four-eyed rectangle dude. And in the upper right-hand corner we have a green sock-puppet whose nose looks like my parent’s dog’s… eh, nevermind. I’m just feeling bad for the blue thingy- he looks as alarmed to see the rest of those toothy insectoids as the human in the picture! His eyes are saying “Save me! Save me!”.
There’s also this Croatian supermarket, whose name suits the above picture. I can’t wait to shop there- it’s not just SUPER GROSS!
August 27th, 2008 at
Hah…what are the crazy euro advertising firms thinking?
Your description is perfect